Corrupt A Wish

last SG · 2005-01-09T23:34:35+00:00

Wish Granted ! After Upgrade your laptop, your harddisk full of bad sector, your ram spoiled and burn your mama board .... and you can only afford papa boar...

SailorMercury SG

yar...everything pink...
becoz u are colour blind...
so you see everything in pink...
yur mother,father,brother,sister,friend,GF,
yur sh1t,treedog,cat...mirror...traffic light...in the end you died becoz you kenot see the colour of traffic light...

in wish i could live my life happily + full of meaning + full of time + full of money

[email protected] SG

living with everything pink like what u described actually sounds good. die also never mind

anyways yr wish is granted.... but guess what? u live in a parallel world where there is only you. so got money also no use. got meaning also no use. got time also no use. die liao also nobody bury u. ack. Razz

wish things were easier.

dumbdumb! SG

u get ur wish. now things are always easy for you, but because life is no longer a challenge to you, you get bored and your brain power get weaker and you die a retard Neutral

i wish i'd remember to post my next wish everytime i reply in this thread. i keep forgetting Mr. Green

[email protected] SG

your wish come true. but then u forget to corrupt the wish instead.

i wish life was worth living.

nunchukz SG

u got back in time. u redo things. it WAS worthwhile le.
u come to now. it isnt again...

i want to see tsunami in singapore tmr...

keuriseudo SG

Wish granted. It so happened that Mediacorp decided to make a film on Tsunami happening in Singapore. You got to watch it on TV instead!

I wish I could read anybody's mind.

SailorMercury SG

granted...
and u found out yur GF is playing with another man in yur back,
and yur father betraying yur mother,and yur mother doing the same thing,
and yur friend think u are ugly,hamsap,crazy,stupid and retarted..
after knowing the truth,u kenot take it and suicide...

i wish there is no pain in this world...

keuriseudo SG

Wish granted!

This world has no more pain.
You tried to cut yourself, there's blood but there's no pain.
Your significant other broke your heart and left, but you felt no pain, hence, you are emotionless.
You just got a Migraine, but can't feel the pain.

Good right? hahaha...

But when you have sex, you can't feel the pain which sometimes can be quite shiok also. Think you r missing out on that shiokness.

I wish someone could invent a virtual sex room and place them in arcades everywhere in Singapore.

[email protected] SG

they do, and u go in to play, only to find out it's illegal when u got caught in a police raid. yr face got plastered all over the papers the next day n now everyone knows u're a pervert. Laughing

I wish that the sun never rises.

keuriseudo SG

Wish granted! The sun never rises and the world now plunged into total darkness and icy cold. The next moment one knows is that you died frozen in a very awkward position.. A strong cool breeze blew across and your icy fragile head just fell off onto the ground and cracked. Ouch...

I wish there's only one language in the world so that we all understand each other.

[email protected] SG

and its the international language of stupidity. ouch. and u are the expert amongst us all. whee.

I wish i could go to sleep now

keuriseudo SG

Poof! You are allowed to go to sleep. Guess what? You are in a deep deep sleep without much feelings at all. And someone just raped you while u r sleeping.

I wish there're no crimes in this world.

[email protected] SG

hip hip hooray. because u wished there is no crimes in this world, i am not raped after all. (but if its a gal i dun mind Embarassed )

anyways i wish people are nicer to each other.

Lance_han SG

poof your wish is granted....but everyone starts suspecting each other for being so kind...hence the world becomes a darker place as everyone instead of respecting such kindness commit EVIL deeds and destroy the world...muhahahahaha Laughing

i wish tat watever i wish now is uncorruptible....muahahahahaha Mr. Green

[email protected] SG

siao. 1stly if ppl r nicer who's gonna be evil? 2ndly the rules say that such wishes will be skipped and passed over. so too bad. next person gets to corrupt my wish again. Laughing

keuriseudo SG

Hahaha... wish granted. people r so nice to each other now. They'll do anything nice to get what they want as well... including robbing you. But then once they robbed you, they scolded you vulgarity in a nice way, but you let them go instead because you too were also nice to them in return. After that, gays in the street raped you in a nice manner. Fat girls too raped you in a nice way too. How nice is the world!!! Mr. Green Laughing

I wish people will just stop being lame.

Lance_han SG

granted....but the ppl while they have stop being lame will become stupid and moronic and so on and so forth....

i wish this topic was never created and its creator vanquished to some other land....

[email protected] SG

lol but u were just being lame! i see that the "i wish ppl are nicer" wish is quite hard to corrupt. Laughing

keuriseudo SG

You get your wish. but then when you off ur darn computer, you realized that you r in hell. the creator of this topic is on earth and this topic was created on earth. Now that u r in hell... i wish u a sweet f.u.c.k.ing time with satan. Enjoy!

I wish that I can use 100% of my brain.

smoke SG

Your wish was already granted 10 years ago, which is why you didn't have much of it left to answer this stupid thread.

I wish that my boss is hit over the head by clogs.

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