Corrupt A Wish

SailorMercury SG

wish granted...
the post is stop...for 8 days only...
now this is continuing...

i wish the anime(otohime mutsumi - love hina) girl that i love would come to life,and we will live happily ever after...*a wish that will never be granted in this world*

shadowlunar SG

*poof* your anime gal came to life and she's married to you. Both of you lived happily ever after. So, what's the catch, you asked.......... She's a tranvestite. You have to live with a heshe for the rest of your life.

I wish Caramon, Hobbit and SMAPLionheart are in love.

starblue SG

yup. and all three are in love with you.

i wish i can do well in my exams.

fudgester SG

*poof* Wish granted.

Then everyone else does so much better than you that they moderate the grades like crazy until from an A you get an F.

I wish I could be a Jedi Knight. Mr. Green

ShrodingersCat SG

Your wish is granted! They made you Honorary Jedi Knight after someone cuts off your ***** with the light sabre!

I wish my mucus will stop flowing.

starblue SG

yup. and they solidified instantly, blocking the whole of your respiratory tract.

i wish i was 17 again.

fudgester SG

*poof!* The genie had a hearing problem and thought you said '70'!

I wish I had more time to revise for my exams.

starblue SG

and you get to repeat your year again, and to sit for the exam in a year's time. Mr. Green

i wish i had an older brother.

Lance_han SG

poof..granted...but your older brother is so horny...he banged u away like crazy every nite Laughing

i wish to unite my spiritual being together wif my physical being Cool Cool

fudgester SG

*poof* The two beings merge and clash with each other, causing you to suffer from schizophrenia and driving you insane.

I wish I could upgrade my laptop.

veryhigh SG

Wish Granted !

After Upgrade your laptop, your harddisk full of bad sector, your ram spoiled and burn your mama board .... and you can only afford papa board which is not compatible with any parts you have on your upgraded laptop ... Twisted Evil

I wish i can F the all the girls in this world between the age of 18 - 35 .... MUahahahahaha ...

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