Corrupt A Wish

last SG · 2005-01-09T23:34:35+00:00

Wish Granted ! After Upgrade your laptop, your harddisk full of bad sector, your ram spoiled and burn your mama board .... and you can only afford papa boar...

keuriseudo SG

Wish granted. Singapore's soccer team becomes as good as Brazil. However, due to spending too much money to coach such elite and expensive players, the Singapore government has reduced itself into a bankrupt state. They must either scrap the Football Club, or suffer defeat as a nation. hehehe... Twisted Evil

I wish I have the power that every girls I stare for at least 5 seconds, would be sexually attracted to me. Mr. Green

dumbdumb! SG

you get your wish, but because of you sleeping with so many girls, your testicles bleed and become useless, and you will never be able to experience orgasm again not to mention you gained every STD imaginable Mr. Green

I wish I had the undying unshakable love of the best woman in the world

[email protected] SG

and you do! but unfortunately you don't love her. Laughing

I wish we'll all die now!

SailorMercury SG

wish granted...we all are dead....
but we all are 2 handsome until the god revive us again...except for u

SailorMercury SG

wish granted...we all are dead....
but we all are 2 handsome until the god revive us again...except for u

i wish i can go to japan now....for playing and fun

[email protected] SG

damn BHB. *puke*
ok u go to japan. for play n fun. that is playing n fun for others as they rape u. Twisted Evil

I wish I had something to eat.

keuriseudo SG

Poof! U get your wish.
I walked up to you and hand you a piece of shit. Mr. Green

I wish I could cycle with one wheel of a bicycle...

dumbdumb! SG

*poofz* you can, and get hit by a car when u spin out of control into the road

dumbdumb! SG

*poofz* you can, and get hit by a car when u spin out of control into the road

i wish i was the best guitarist in the world

LazerLordz SG

*poofz* you can, and get hit by a car when u spin out of control into the road

i wish i was the best guitarist in the world

*poof* you are now the best guitarist in the world, and you're playing a obscene, sex-themed song in Fallujah, without any body armor.With the American flag wrapped over your body. Shocked

I wish to be an Iraqi warlord.

dumbdumb! SG

poof! and you got assasinated by one of your enemies while you are crapping in your toilet.

Me wanna live in a big house Exclamation

[email protected] SG

and ta dah! your house is very big! I know it is very big because I was the one who went to the shops to select the biggest house to burn to u, complete with paper doll maids and servants. Laughing

I wish I had a Mercedes SLR.

SumOne SG

You live in a big house but with no furniture and only one room. And it's not even a toilet. You crap in your only room.

dumbdumb! SG

oh man.. that's awful! Laughing

hmm.. for that, you get your wish. and some punk ass carjacked you, and drives off leaving you to walk back home Mr. Green

I want to be superman!

SumOne SG

You get a Mercedes SLR Camera. But since Mercedes is only good at cars, your camera doesn't work very well.

I wish I had a Mitsubishi Lancer, non-evolution.

SumOne SG

You turn into superman, but get killed by doomsday, again.

I wish I was Spiderman.

nunchukz SG

yea...u r a spiderman....but u r palaryse..??haa...
i wish my wishes are not corrputed...

[email protected] SG

opps. rules says we are free to skip wished like that. so i grant SumOne's wish. HE is spider man. unfortunately he is also as big as an average sized spider and got stepped on.

I wish I had some affection.

SailorMercury SG

yar...u get an affection alright...
with an 87 years old woman

i wish girls is easier to court rather than trying to impress them, take them to movie...bla bla bla

[email protected] SG

your wish is granted. but u turn gay.

meh wish im lesbian.

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