Once upon a midnight dreary, while I pr0n surfed, weak and
weary, over many a strange and spurious site of ‘hot xxx galore’.
While I clicked my fav’rite bookmark, suddenly there came a
warning, and my heart was filled with mourning, mourning for my
dear amour, ” ‘Tis not possible!”, I muttered, “give me back my
free hardcore!”..... quoth the server, 404.
