dance provocatively to the song, I'm Horny by Madison
Avenue
make sure he gets a good loooooooong look at those moves of yours,
urmm .... plus a look at etc etc etc.
they signal him to come over.
damn, if that doesn't work
.............................................. he's gay 
hmm .... seems i misread the topic. wassup with me? ahhhh, screw
it, too lazy to repost