Hi Guys this is a good one.......!
CAUTION: MAKE SURE YOU ARE NOT EATING OR DRINKING WHEN READING
THIS! I WAS DRINKING TEA AND SPURTED AND SPIFFED TEA ALL OVER MY
KEYBOARD AND HAD TO *&%$ CLEAN UP!!!
and send it to yr mallu friends.....
Madam:
I am an olden young uncle living only with myself in
Thiruvananthapuram. Having seen your advertisement for marriage
purposes, I decided to press myself on you and hope you will take
me nicely.
I am a soiled son from inside Kerala. I am nice and big, six foot
tall and six inches long. My body is filled with hardness, as
because I am working hardly. I am playing hardly also. Especially I
like cricket and I am a good batter and I am fast baller. Whenever
I come running in for balling, other batters start running.
Everybody is scared of my rapid balls that bounce a lot.
I am very nice man. I am always laughing loudly at everyone. I am a
jolly gay . Especially ladies, they are saying I am nice and soft.
I am always giving respect to the ladies. I am always allowing
ladies to get on top.That is how nice I am.
I am not having any bad habits. I am not drinking and I am not
sucking tobacco or anything else. Every morning I am going to the
gym and I am pumping like anything. Daily I am pumping and pumping.
If you want you can come and see how much I am pumping the dumb
belles in the gym.
I am having a lot of money in my pants and my pants is always open
for you. I am such a nice man, but still I am living with myself
only. What to do? So I am taking things into my own hands everyday.
That is why I am pressing myself on you, so that you will come in
my house and take my things into your hand. If you are marrying me
madam, I am telling you, I will be loving you very hard every day.
In fact, I will stop pumping dumb belles in the gym.
If you are not marrying me madam and not coming to me, I will press
you and press you until you come. So I am placing my head between
your nicely smelling feet and looking up with lots of hope. I am
waiting very badly for your reply and I am stiff with
anticipation.
Expecting soon,
Yours and only yours Kutty
