No. 6 Faerie
Finger Puppet

When designing finger puppets, it's critical to only portray them
from the waist up, because as soon as you put legs on them it looks
like you're giving your diminutive new friend one hell of a ride.
The dazed expression on this particular example only adds to the
effect.
No. 5 Japanese
Scooby Doo Team

The Japanese version of the Scooby Doo team is made up of Sadslab,
Baby Sauron, Raging Emo, Yellowturd and Soulglutton.
No. 4 Clown
Syringe

We don't care what he says it's for, when a clown comes at you with
a syringe, head the other way, quickly.
No.3 Toy Stripper
Pole

This is a practice stripper poll, that was yanked from toy store
shelves in the U.K. last year when some fussy killjoys questioned
whether it was a good idea to market stripper poles toward
children.
No. 2 Teddy Bear
Gun

Yes, that's a gun that fires teddy bears. Although crime is rare in
Japan, when it happens, it is absolutely hilarious.