RETARDED_MORON SG Great! Here's fortune-telling service for you: 1. You might get to grope her buttocks. 2. But you will ride in this after your deed! 3. Sentenced before this man... 4. Get the whip! 5. Stay here for a long, long time; don't bend down in the shower! Best of luck, dude!
Lorry` SG Continue.... 6. But things might not end here.... You might get to meet these people! And soon they become your friends.... 7. And you're in, for the escape, with this guy 8. Life might be hard as you no longer have the chance to grope asses.. especially Sara's 9. Because afterall, you're not in Orchard Road anymore, you're in a prison.... 10. With guards watchin your back.... especially this guy. If he got ya, you're dead meat
Lorry` SG 11. Then one night, you guys decided that it's time to breakout. It's Mid Authmn Festival, all you guys think of is to be back home asap to eat mooncakes with your family. After many years spent in prison you guys realised theres a thing called Ice cream mooncake & you guys are eagered to get a taste of it 12. Siren rung off, you guys ran as quickly as your legs could carry. To the forest, to anywhere.... 13. Unfortunately, you're the only one who got caught.. by a short-pant police with the assistance of a passer-by who happens to be a Bangala too.... 14. While you're in the police station, several meetings & discussions were held in another buildin. The conclusion is, ??? wants you to be sent to Sona as you are too mischievous and Sona would be a better place for you to reflect on your deeds.... 15. But you rejected several times: Mai lah mai lah.. Wa mai..
Lorry` SG 16. Unfortunately, Ai or Mai is not for you to decide.. You go Panama 17. .... Finally you arrived at SONA prison on August 12th 2007 18. You KLKK around in the new prison.... and to your surprise, you found Bellick lyin on the floor. Looks like he just got a good beatin. You secretly 19. But later you start to worry You know you couldnt stay here for long as it looks like a real dangerous place.. So you started with your plans and imitate Michael and tattoo maps on your body.. The story continues....
BeRt^.^ SG 20. one day, u were having ur shower when, 21. u drop ur soap 22. u sense somethings wrong, but u just shrugged it off... as u bend over, u look between ur legs and to ur surprised, u saw this guy behind u 23. u told urself... 'oh sh1t! i'm dead meat!' he was much stronger, got u to bend over.... 24. after the ordeal.... u sat in a corner and.... like a baby
I-like-flings(m) SG mai lah.. i usually celebrate there if i am in sg hor...... u wan to go this yr? i date u la
kcockicht SG christmas is also the time me and my bengz frens waot at the crowded road side to wach banglar like u
noopi SG chirstmas i will be working hard and maybe no family dinner becos both my sisters will be away...
