a joke...
a woman explained to a judge why she shot her husband...
"When we had sex the first time, I jokingly told him to pay me and
he gave me $50/- and it became a regular feature so that throughout
our 30 years of marriage, he paid me $50/- every time we had
sex.
One day he came home an announced that he was going to kill himself
because his business was ruined and he had no more money in this
world.
I showed him a bank book that had $250,000 inside and he asked me
where I got all the money from.
I told him that it I saved up all the $50 dollars he paid me for
sex and he said...
"If I had known it was going to come up to so much, I would have
given you all the business instead the other women as well."
Your honor, now you know why I shot him."
