NAME: Trouser Snake (Expetirious Trouseris)
LOCATION; Throughout the world.
DESCRIPTION:
One eyed with mushroom-shaped head (others types may come with
extra layers of skin)
*Varying from pink to black.
*Fang-less with a highly venomous spit (Spit can reach distances up
to 2-3 feet).
*Size varies from 3 to 12 inches, depending on its mood &
sub-species.
SYMPTOMS; This snake attacks mainly women in the lower front
abdomen, resulting in an inconspicuous bump. Then a severe swelling
followed by excruciating pain after nine months. The attack is not
usually fatal.
*WARNING* BEWARE: It has been know to attack men in the lower
abdomen!!!!!!!
HABITAT: Usually found in bedrooms. Likes dark damp caves. but has
been known to appear in the most unusual places.
ANTIDOTE: Various types of vaccines are available for women.
However once the venom is injected into the body only drastic
measures will ensure complete recovery. There is no known antidote
for men.
WHAT TO DO WHEN ATTACKED:
*TOURNIQUET: Do not apply a tourniquet as the venom is already too
deep in the body to be affected.
*CUTTING THE WOUND: This would be completely unnecessary and
ineffective as the bleeding will stop after a few weeks
anyhow.
*SUCKING THE WOUND: This method is the most popular with the victim
but so far has not been reported to have led to any success.
ANTI-VENOM:
1. Place four fingers of the right hand around the neck of the
reptile, with the thumb in the front.
2. Grip firmly and move the hand in an upwards and downwards
motion.
3. This will result in the snake becoming highly aggressive, very
rigid, and start spitting.
4. The time taken for this milking process depends entirely on the
milker and the last time the snake attacked.
5. Once milked, the snake should be harmless for about 10-20
minutes.
CONCLUSION: This snake although it is very aggressive and active is
not necessarily a vermin and treated with the right respect makes a
wonderful pet.
