Originally posted at stooky @ EDMW
i dream i was in a supermarket n then i went to buy some apples n
when i pick up an apple, it suddenly exploded like a grenade n
caused my face n shirt to be full of apple pulp. so i scold the
apple knn your mother smell cheesepie fark broken. then one
supermarket staff saw me n slapped me for scolding vulgarities.
then i told her knn the apple explode in my face.
then she say the apple buay song me n walk away. so i angry n i
took an apple n throw it on her head n then later she turned into a
monster with spiky thorns on her head n chased after me around the
supermarket!
i screamed for help but the other shoppers ignored me. then i
slipped n fell on a banana skin. n the monster was coming for me!
it has sharp teeth n wanted to eat me. then when it came near me i
took a piece of the banana skin n stick it on the monster's
forehead like a chinese yellow talisman n then it became still n
melted into the ground.
i then resumed shopping n later one auntie promoter was frying
chicken n ask me to try. i went to smell the chicken frying in the
deep fryer n then suddenly this auntie pushed my head into the deep
fryer!! siao ah!! lucky i was fast enough...i quickly pushed the
deep fryer full of hot oil away, before my face gets fried. n it
dropped onto the floor n scalded her feet n later she disappeared
into thin air. then suddenly that deep fryer changed into a
timebomb n the clock was ticking...1 minute!!
so i quickly ran to the entrance n saw a young chiobu part time
cashier with size 34D breasts. i told her the supermarket gonna
explode! i grab her hands n ran n shortly afterwards, got a big
explosion n we fell forward with me on top of her, hugging her,
protecting her from the blast.
after the dust settled, she said you're my hero! thanks for saving
me! n kissed me passionately.................
then later i woke up....oh what a dream!