i also know one lame joke.
2 men stuck on an island. the tribal leader go to them.
the tribe leader say 'you have 2 choices, buka buka, or
death."
so the first guy chose buka buka.
then the tribesmen take his penis and whack it several times on a
tree trunk.
the man leaves in much pain, unable to even walk.
after seeing what buka buka is, the 2nd man told the leader,
"I want death."
Then he got buka buka'ed to death.
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And FI is old enough to be your mum
