"I will not be beaten by that washing machine..."
"The Americans lecture the world on democracy, and then won't let
me turn off the Traction Control."
"This is no democracy, this is Top Gear."
"Now we move on to gifts. Firstly, I have here a mobile phone
holder. Or as Richard Hammond calls it, a seat!"
"The thing is, I think I'm right in saying that I have never
completed a single journey, anywere there and back, in it ever.
Which must make it the most unreliable car... ever made. In fact,
if you've got a more unreliable one, write to us at 'Actually I've
Got a Peugeot' BBC Top Gear, London W12"
This is my fave quote of all time from James May !
"France is a country that you have to drive through to get to
Italy, that's all it's for. They are a bunch of treacherous,
land-burning workshide peasants."
