get one like this....
There once was a couple of newlyweds named John and Wendy. John
told his wife Wendy that he wanted a tattoo! Wendy agreed a and
said that would be OK.
John did not know what the tattoo should say or where he would put
it. So Wendy replied, "Well, if you REALLY loved me, you would get
my name tattooed on your 'thingy'."
John couldn't back out on that one, so he went to the tattoo
parlor. The tattoo artist told him that he needed to have an
erection while he put it on. After an hour of excruciating pain,
the tattoo was done!
As John was on his way home from the tattoo parlor he saw a rest
stop and decided he needed to stop and take a leak. He went to the
restroom and looked down to admire his tattoo and he noticed, that
when he was not erect, the only letters that were visible, were the
W and the Y.
Suddenly, a big black gentleman steps into the urinal beside John
and John accidentally looked down at the guy and could not help but
notice that he ALSO had the letters W and Y tattooed.
So John said "Hey, I guess you have a girlfriend or wife named
Wendy too."
The guy looked confused and said, "What makes you think that?" John
replied "Well I noticed the W and the Y tattoo -- so you don't have
a girlfriend named Wendy?"
The black guy laughed and responded, "No man, that tattoo says
"Welcome to Jamaica, Have a nice day."
