This very afternoon, a friend called and asked for a favour - my
left eyelid was already twitching. Detachee is not supersitious at
all, so he agreed to the favour and went to pick the friend
up.
Detachee was walking to the multi-storey carpark, just 30m or so
away from his block. And some chee... I mean bird decided to fly
past and drop a weapon of mass destruction on me. Detachee was very
suay, he tio bird sh.it on his head.
Thinking "jialek lah", I decided to just wipe the crap off my hair
in the car. After driving for half an hour, detachee came to his
friend's place. So he parked somewhere near, and walked to his
friend's place to help her carry some stuff. While walking there,
he stepped into a drain without the usual metal cover and almost
fell to his death.
Thinking "sibey suay", he went up to his friend's place and carried
some stuff down for her to be sent somewhere. Less than 10 minutes
he left his car...
He walked back to it and saw and some thing on the
windscreen...
And it was a summon for illegal parking...
WAH ZHUN BO?
