by Supreme Cock
There comes a time when the policies of a state are so egregious
and outdated that merely criticizing it is insufficient. Sometimes,
people have to prove their contempt for the law by breaking it.
Inspired by leaders like Martin Luther King and Mahatma Ghandi,
TalkingCock.com is organizing its first-ever campaign of civil
disobedience to protest the recent judicial ruling that oral sex is
a criminal offence with a maximum sentence of life
imprisonment.
Thus, TalkingCock.com is urging all Singaporeans to join in
the mass protest against the criminalization of oral sex by having
consensual fellatio or cunnilingus in the privacy of our own homes
on 27 November 2003. (alamak, read this too late!)
TalkingCock believes that oral sex is completely natural and also
enjoyable (provided certain personal hygiene standards have been
met).
We also believe that it should be allowed completely, and not be
restricted to foreplay before heterosexual intercourse, as other
legal cases have suggested.
We believe to insist that oral sex is unnatural undermines (1) our
longstanding policy of encouraging Singaporeans to enjoy sex and
hopefully have more babies as a result, (2) our new policy of being
more accepting of homosexuals, and (3) Singapores traditional
method for procuring career advancement.
Mass oral sex is a great form of nonviolent protest, since we never
have to come to blows we just blow! TalkingCock hopes that the
process of protesting by oral sex will be so enjoyable that people
will be encouraged to protest other such stupid laws in
future.
The choice of 27 November Thanksgiving Day in the USA as the
day of protest is deliberate. This is to symbolize how grateful to
the US we are for goodies like the Free Trade Agreement, that weve
agreed to sacrifice over 100 of our own SAF personnel, including
NSFs, by sending them into the violent mess that America has made
of Iraq. In other words, were giving thanks for being able to suck
US cock. So while were at it, why not protest our inability to do
so at home?
So, people of Singapore, lets all come together to suck on Nov
27th, and bring the anti-oral sex law to its knees! Lets show them
we cant be licked!
TalkingCock Says: Exercise Free Speech - Start Sucking
Cock!