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The Corniest Line Ever Award
This guy who was so not my style came over to me and my friends
and asked: Do you happen to know how much a polar bear weighs? We
said no and kept walking, and then he said, Well, its enough to
break the ice. Hi, Im Brian. We all cracked up and kept talking
to him.
Charity, 29, Cincinnati, OH
The Artistic License Award
I was shooting pool with friends, and some guys offered us a
friendly challenge. Midway through the game, one of them looked at
me and said, Do you remember Crayola crayons? Well, they used to
have this color called Blizzard Blue. It was my favorite color, and
your eyes are actually Blizzard Blue. I thought it was so cutehe
had me right there.
Erica, 21, Brunswick, OH
The Balls of Steel Award
I was at an office party when a guest of a co-worker introduced
himself and said, Blueberries or strawberries? Confused, I asked
what he meant, and he replied, I just want to know what kind of
pancakes to make you in the morning. He said it with such a
straight face that it was like a scene in a funny movie. I didnt
eat breakfast with him, but I did give him my number.
Jan, 33, Cleveland, OH
The Dumb and Dumber Award
This random guy came up to me at a party, looked me straight in
the eyes and said, Baby, youre sexier than socks on a rooster. I
had absolutely no idea what he meant, but I thought it was funny
and I liked how unusual it was. It got us talking, trying to figure
out what that line meant!
Holly, 19, Milford, OH
The Mamas Boy Award
I was at a local bar one night, and this guy sat next to me and
said, Would it freak you out if I said that Ive already told my
mother about you? I said, No, why? Then he told me that hed
actually stepped outside, called his mother and asked her how to
approach me. I thought it was adorable that he was a mamas
boy.
Michelle, 25, Erie, PA
The Oddest Use of a Parking Space Award
I fought tooth and nail with a guy over a parking space and won.
When I came back out to my car, there was a note on it that said,
I like your style. Call me. It was very unexpected, and I loved
the approach. See, it pays to be a lover and a fighter.
Lynn, 36, Boston, MA
The Best Brown-Nosing Award
This poker party I was at started to get very crowded. As a group
of girls walked in, this guy came up behind me and said, I think
youre going to be asked to leave soon. Youre so pretty, youre
putting all the other women to shame. I tend to be very shy, so
his compliment really helped crack my shell.
Katie, 31, Chicago, IL
The Let-Me-Count-The-Ways Award
I first met my current boyfriend at a bar, and after we introduced
ourselves, he said, I adore you. He then drunkenly went on to
catalog why he adored mefrom the way I ordered drinks to the way I
brushed hair out of my eyes. It was sort of scary that hed been
watching me, but what took it out of stalker mode and made it
flattering was his sweetness and sincerity.
Melissa, 27, Brooklyn, NY
