DjMatrix SG Chuck Norris is responsible for China's over-population. He hosted a Karate tournament in Beijing and all women within 1,000 miles became pregnant instantly.
cApitaland SG i dun get this obsession over chuck norris. i mean the only memory i have of him was him drilling carpentry or sumthin.
DjMatrix SG The last thing you hear before Chuck Norris gives you a roundhouse kick? No one knows because dead men tell no tales.
DjMatrix SG According to Einstein's theory of relativity, Chuck Norris can actually roundhouse kick you yesterday.
DjMatrix SG Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull.
redstone SG Chuck Norris recently called me telling me of a guy called Dj who thinks he lives in the Matrix. He told me to send him to a hospital. This hospital is called Woodbridge. Should I?
DjMatrix SG Chuck Norris kills anyone that asks, "You want fries with that" because by now everyone should know that Chuck doesn't ever want fries with anything. Ever.
