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Guns don't kill people. Chuck Norris kills People.
There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck
Norris allows to live.
Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
The chief export of Chuck Norris is Pain.
There is no chin under Chuck Norris' Beard. There is only another
fist.
Chuck Norris has two speeds. Walk, and Kill.
The leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart
Disease 2. Chuck Norris 3. Cancer
Chuck Norris drives an ice cream truck covered in human
skulls.
Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting.... CHUCK NORRIS GOES KILLING
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet
for Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets
the information he wants.
There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck
Norris has allowed to live.
Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet
with Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are
trademarked names for his left and right legs.
Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
need more? i'll give ya a round house kick to yer nuts u crazy son
of a gun~
# There is no chin behind Chuck Norris beard. There is only
another fist.
# When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isnt lifting himself up,
hes pushing the Earth down.
# Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch
himself in the back of the head.
# Chuck Norris hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal
Flush.
# Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.
# Chuck Norris doesnt wear a watch, HE decides what time it
is.
# Chuck Norris gave Mona Lisa that smile.
# Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
# Chuck Norris does not get frostbite. Chuck Norris bites
frost
# Remember the Soviet Union? They decided to quit after watching a
DeltaForce marathon on Satellite TV.
# Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a
Chucktatorship.
