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19. Shhh! Your ISD agent is peeping at us.
18. Mini-Me is making a break for the escape pod.
17. You've got Windows on your laptop.
16. National Day is over, how come youre still on parade?
15. Youve gone past the OB Marker.
14. I see youve taken out your bottle of Newater.
13. Showing the foreign talent around, eh?
12. Theres been a prisoner breakout at Changi.
11. Your car has just left the Restricted Zone.
10. Admiral Teos trying to apply for shore leave.
9. Your laundry pole is hanging out the window.
8. I see parliament has just come out of session.
7. Your Proton Saga is not parked all the way into the lot.
6. I see youre showing TalkingCock the Movie.
5. Youre now driving along the Tampines Expressway.
4. Buangkok Station open oreddy.
3. A rare bird has just escaped from the Bird Park.
2. I see your little brother is in the Through Train
programme.
1. Your MP is holding a Meet the People session.
