Got this off an email
The following took place recently.....This is a true account.
Power 98FM, the English radio station, was holding a live radio
segment at Tiong Bahru Plaza. The DJ was hosting a game show where
prizes were given away to kids on stage if they could name the
opposite gender (sex) of animals. The first kid to come on stage
was a girl.
"What's your name girl & how old are you?"
"My name is Cheryl & I am 8 years old."
"OK, tell me Cheryl, what is the opposite gender of cow?"
"Bull."
"Very good! That's correct. Now here's a Barbie doll for u.
Ladies & gentlemen, please give her a round of applause."
The game then continued for the next 15 minutes in a similar
fashion with the kids getting all the simple questions correct
until it was time for the 10th kid to come on stage.
The audience was very impressed with this kid as he was very clever
& articulate for the moment he stepped on stage, before being
asked, announced, "My name is Bernard. I am 7 years old and I study
in primary school. I like English, Maths & Art. My hobbies are
collecting stamps &stickers." The audience liked him
immediately because of his confidence & had started to clap for
him. His parents, standing right in front of the stage, were
beaming with pride at how smart their son was.
"OK, Bernard, you should know the answer to this question very
well. Close 2 eyes also can answer. Tell me, what is the opposite
gender of cock?"
The young boy paused for a moment, scratched his head, and moved
closer to the microphone & finally answered proudly,
"chee-by!"
(It was noticed that after the show, Bernard's parents were nowhere
to be found)
