maybe if you cyclists actually obeyed traffic laws, drivers
wouldn't be so impatient with you.
for starters, you should be riding in a single file near the side
of the road, not blocking up the entire left lane just so you can
chat with your buddy.
you should also be stopping for red lights, no matter if there is
incoming traffic or not.
cyclists also like to alternate between the role of pedestrian and
vehicle. You're a vehicle, period. You do not get to make turns
using the pedestrian crossings.
also, for the love of god, drive in the direction of traffic. and
use lights at night. Despite what your grandmothers tell you,
driving against traffic at night is not the safer option.
if you really want to be evil to cyclists who dash on pavements,
disrupting pedestrian traffic, all you have to do is bump the
cyclist lightly as he zooms past. =)