I was happy. My girlfriend and I had been dating for over a
year, and so we decided to get married. My parents helped us in
every way, my friends encouraged me, and my girlfriend? She was a
dream! There was only one thing bothering me, very much indeed, and
that one thing was her younger sister.
My prospective sister-in-law was twenty years of age, wore tight
mini skirts and low cut blouses. She would regularly bend down when
quite near me and I got many a pleasant view of her underwear. It
had to be deliberate. She never did it when she was near anyone
else.
One day little sister called and asked me to come over to check the
wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived. She whispered to
me that soon I was to be married, and she had feelings and desires
for me that she couldn't overcome and didn't really want to
overcome. She told me that she wanted to make love to me just once
before I got married and committed my life to her sister. I was in
total shock and couldn't say a word.
She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want to go
ahead with it just come up and get me."
I was stunned. I was frozen in shock as I watched her go up the
stairs. When she reached the top she pulled down her panties and
threw them down the stairs at me. I stood there for a moment, then
turned and went straight to the front door......... I opened the
door and stepped out of the house. I walked straight towards my
car.
My future father-in-law was standing outside. With tears in his
eyes he hugged me and said, "We are very happy that you have passed
our little test. We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter.
Welcome to the family."
The moral of this story is: Always keep your condoms in your
car.
