are u an idiot?
no?
try this..
1. What do you put in a toaster?
The answer is bread. If you said "toast", then give up now and go
do something else. Try not to hurt yourself. If you said, "bread",
go to question 2.
2. Say "silk" five times. Now spell "silk". What do cows
drink?
Answer: Cows drink water. If you said "milk", please do not attempt
the next question. Your brain is obviously overstressed and may
even overheat. It may be that you need to content yourself with
reading something more appropriate such as "Children's World". If
you said, "water" then proceed to question three.
3. If a red house is made from red bricks and a blue house is made
from blue bricks and a pink house is made from pink bricks and a
black house is made from black bricks, what is a greenhouse made
from?
Answer: Greenhouses are made from glass. If you said "green
bricks", what the heck are you still doing here reading these
questions????? If you said "glass", then go on to question
four.
4. Twenty years ago, a plane is ; flying at 20,000 feet over
Germany. If you will recall, Germany at the time was politically
divided into West Germany and East Germany. Anyway, during the
flight, TWO of the engines fail. The pilot, realizing that the last
remaining engine is also failing, decides on a crash landing
procedure. Unfortunately the engine fails before he has time and
the plane crashes smack in the middle of "no man's land" between
East Germany and West Germany. Where would you bury the survivors -
East Germany or West Germany or in "no man's land"?
Answer: You don't, of course, bury survivors. If you said ANYTHING
else, you are a real idiot and you must NEVER try to rescue anyone
from a plane crash. Your efforts would not be appreciated. ......
If you said, "Don't bury the survivors" then proceed to the next
question.
5. If the hour hand on a clock moves 1/60th of a degree every
minute then how many degrees will the hour hand move in one
hour?
Answer: One degree. If you said "360 degrees" or anything other
than "one degree", you are to be congratulated on getting this far,
but you are obviously out of your league. Turn your pencil in and
exit the room. Everyone else proceed to the final question.
6. Without using a calculator - You are driving a bus from London
to Milford Haven in Wales. In London, 17 people get on the bus. In
Reading, six people get off the bus and nine people get on. In
Swindon, two people get off and four get on. In Cardiff, 11 people
get off and 16 people get on. In Swansea, three people get off and
five people get on. In Carmathen, six people get off and three get
on. You then arrive at Milford Haven. What was the name of the bus
driver?
Answer: Oh, for heaven sake! It was YOU, you dummy. Read the first
line!!!
