You have to hope that this study is flawed, but the evidence
seems irrefutable. Yesterday scientists for Health Canada suggested
that, considering the results of a recent analysis that revealed
the presence of female hormones in beer, men should take a long
hard look at their beer consumption. The theory is that drinking
beer makes men turn into women.
To test the theory, 100 men were fed 6 pints of beer each within a
one hour period. It was then observed that 100% of the men gained
weight, talked excessively without making sense, became overly
emotional, couldn't drive, failed to think rationally, argued over
nothing, had to sit down while urinating, couldn't perform
sexually, and refused to apologize when wrong. No further testing
is planned.
i know its fake... humour me