Once upon a time in the Kingdom of Heaven, God went missing for
six days.
Eventually, Michael the Archangel found him on the seventh day,
resting. He inquired God, "Where have you been?"
God sighed a deep sigh of satisfaction and proudly pointed
downwards through the clouds "Look Michael, look what i have
made."said God.
Archangel Michael looked puzzled and said, "What is it?"
"It's a planet," replied God "and I've put life on it, I'm going to
call it Earth and it's going to be a great place of balance."
"Balance?" inquired Michael, still confused.
God explained, pointing to different parts of Earth, "For example,
North America will be a place of great opprtunity and wealth, while
South America is going to be poor. The middles east over there will
be a hot spot and Russia will be a cold spot. Over there I've
placed a continent of white people and over there is a continent of
black people." God continued pointing to different countries. "This
one will be extremly hot and this one extremely cold, and this one
covered in ice."
The Archangel, impressed by God's work, then pointed to a small
land mass and said, "What's that one?"
"Ah," said God. "That's Singapore, the most glorious place on
Earth. There are beautiful buildings and races rich in culture and
history. The people from Singapore are goin to be modest,
intelligent and humourous and they are going to be found travelling
the world. They'll be extremly sociable, hard-working and high
acheiving, and they will be known throughout the world as diplomats
and carriers of peace."
Michael gasped in wonder and admiration but then proclaimed, "What
about balance, God? You said there will be BALANCE!"
God replied wisely, "Wait until you see the jokers I'm putting next
to them. I'm calling them 'Malaysians'"
Oh man i'm gonna be flamed for this, HAHAHAHAHAHAH 
