So, what is your colour????
Before you read this, decide what your favorite color is. No
looking ahead or changing your mind, either. Got it?
Ok, read on...Your Favorite color is the "Key to Your Sexual
Life" The clothes you wear, your home furnishings and the car
you drive all give clues to your sexual personality.
The key is the colors you select for your possessions. Most
people claim they haven't a favorite color. But look around you,
and you'll notice a pattern, especially in your clothing and home
decor. The predominant color for you is the one that appears most
frequently-it's the one that mirrors the sexual you.
A panel of psychologists, explained the association between color
and sexual patterns.
RED:
People who like red tend to be tigers in the sack. They are easily
aroused and enjoy sex in every way imaginable. Once the sexual
spark is ignited, it may take hours to extinguish. When two reds
get together, the ensuing erotica could make Lady Chatterly blush.
Lovers of red tend to be aggressors and weaker colors should be
aware.
YELLOW:
If you tend to favor yellow, your sexual drives are complex and
turn toward the adaptable. The favorite color of homosexuals is
yellow. But don't panic-not everyone who wears yellow is gay. In
most cases the person will consent to the stronger partner's
desires in a passive manner. You will never enjoy sex to the
fullest, but you will never turn down an invitation from somebody
you enjoy or admire.
PINK:
Persons who like pink show a reluctance to mature in sexual
matters: women tend to tease, to promise more than they intend to
deliver. In some cases they flaunt their femininity- but because
they secretly hate men. A great percentage of prostitutes boast
entire wardrobes in pink. Men who like pink are the philanderers
and flirts. They are the type who will make three dates for the
same evening and not keep one, preferring to pick up someone in
some bar instead. Women whose husbands like pink should keep a
secret nest egg.
PURPLE:
Lovers of purple frequently consider themselves to be too
sophisticated for a fun romp in the sack. Women sometimes are the
type who hate to mess their hair. Men are business-like in their
approach to lovemaking. In both sexes purple partners are more
concerned with their fulfillment than anyone else's
gratification.
BLACK:
Black color preferences point to black sex (not necessarily meaning
black partners). These people are the misfits of the sex world and
seek out each other in kinship. They tend to prefer perverted sex
and are usually masochistic or sadistic in nature.They are moody
people and often perform at their peak when under stress or during
unhappy times. Police psychiatrists claim that sex offenders prefer
the color black. And it is no coincidence that the uniform of
mobsters and teenage gangs is black attire.
GREEN:
Those who prefer green are fresh and innocent in their approach to
sex. Women who love green will always make love like virgins all
their life. And a man may always be a trifle clumsy and awkward but
in a charming and endearing sort of way. Green lovers are gentle,
but not passionate. If chosen as a mate, one will never need worry
about infidelity.
ORANGE:
Lovers of the color orange lean toward sexual fantasies. The sex
act is regarded as a dramatic one-act play in which they are the
star. Foreplay is as important as the act of love. They whisper
sweet nothings,meaningless dialogue; they feel it is their image.
Orange people often do not experience orgasm-but they put on a darn
good act. Men tend to pull their partner's hair, and women leave
red welts on the sex partner's back.
BROWN:
If you love brown, you're a real treasure for the right mate. Brown
lovers tend to be warm and deep, sensitive to the needs and desires
of their partners. Love is a 24 hour a day thing, where you can't
say "I love you"often enough. Snuggling by the fire, walking in the
rain or catching snowflakes on their tongue is a turn-on to a lover
of brown. They need lots of time and privacy to make love. But
their emotions are such that one harsh word could end the
affair.
GREY:
The color grey a preferred by people who are indecisive. They can't
get excited about anything-including color-so they choose a
noncommittal shade.Men who prefer grey look at sex as a way of
relieving tension - but nothing more, nothing less. It's wham, bam,
thank you ma'am. Women don't make love, they have intercourse. And
for one of two reasons: to accommodate their mate, or to become
pregnant. They count the cracks in the bedroom plaster until the
sex act is over with and done. But when teamed with another color,
the grey spouse considers the other's infidelity a blessing. When a
grey marries another grey, the marriage is made in heaven.
BLUE:
Lovers of blue are wonderful sex partners. They are sincere,
affectionate and sensitive to their partner's needs. They consider
lovemaking a fine art and their approach is elegant. Men who love
blue are like concert pianists,delicately ravaging their partner
like they would play a baby grand. Women in the blue category enjoy
sex to the fullest. They are exciting partners but their passion
may be compared to a tidal waveer than firery aggression. Both
women and men enjoy foreplay and the aftermath of lovemaking, as
much as the sex act itself. In marriage a blue person is a
wonderful mate-never seeking outside interests.
WHITE:
If a person is infatuated with white, sex often seems filthy.These
people are puritanical in nature. French kissing is obscene and to
make love in the daylight is unheard of. Women who love white will
undress beneath the covers. Men will shower before and after the
sex act. These people still use pet names for their genitals.