motoway SG Today hor i is sit the bus to school, den sit sit half way i hear "ooh baby baby" den i tot is wad so i continue reading my notes ma coz 1st lesson must be more enthu answer all the teacher's question. Sumore maybe the teacher will tink " wah this kid so enthu man" den gib me more marks for test. Anyway i print my notes in blue den the blue veri nice one la i see liao my eyes sibeh shiokkk. Den the "ooh baby baby" come again. Den i found out the guy beside me is listening to "hit me baby one more time" by britney. Wah so old school. I contemplate pole dancing with the bus pole budden dun wan la wait bus driver see liao buay tahan den langa bus. Den later got this busty indian lady come in bus den stand beside me. den the bus jerk she keep diong diong den keep hitting me. Den i turn to diao her den i notice omg she nv zip! Den the britney song play till "hit me baby one more time!" So wad will u do? Will u tell the lady not? I tink ger nv zip more paiseh den guy nv zip. But in the end... I nv tell her. PS: i beri bored so write a banzie-styled story but this is true.
motoway SG banzie is the king of incoherence leh how to fight with him. the bottom line is u all will tell the person not ar?
motoway SG wah lau.. if not pretty dun tell.. tryna hai4 more ppl vomit when they see her undie rite.. Ya, coz sch start le.. sibeh sian..
motoway SG ya lor. I dunoe how to say also. point at her fly also cannot. stare at her fly also cannot. tell her her fly open also cannot. So i render dun tell better.
Lorry` SG no la.... jk only.... u nv see this face meh >> uni right? i think you mentioned before. any hunks spotted in school? ok this is OT
squarepegs SG Got 1 lady stand in front of me in MRT. I saw her zip didn't close. I didn't tell her. She saw me looking, then she use her t-shirt to cover the zip. She knew the zip is open or maybe zip spoilt.
Cool-gal SG better stil, dun get those pants which zip from behind. got once, my gf and i were having supper at you tiao da wang in geylang, her zip actually spoilt n split. all these while, she was being looked. we didnt realise until we got home. she cried and say never want to go geylang again.
