There was a little known spinoff of the popular Survivor show,
entitled Ethnic Survivor.
On a beautiful deserted island in the middle of nowhere, the
following people were stranded:
2 Italian men and 1 Italian woman
2 French men and 1 French woman
2 German men and 1 German woman
2 Greek men and 1 Greek woman
2 English men and 1 English woman
2 Polish men and 1 Polish woman
2 Japanese men and 1 Japanese woman
2 American men and 1 American woman
2 Australian men and 1 Australian woman
2 Welsh men and 1 Welsh woman
2 Scottish men and 1 Scottish woman
One month later, the following things have occurred:
One Italian man killed the other Italian man for the Italian
woman.
The two French men and the French woman are living happily together
having loads of sex.
The two German men have a strict weekly schedule of when they
alternate with the German woman.
The two Greek men are sleeping with each other and the Greek woman
is cleaning and cooking for them.
The two English men are waiting for someone to introduce them to
the English woman.
The Polish men took a long look at the endless ocean and one look
at the Polish woman and they started swimming.
The two American men are contemplating the virtues of suicide,
while the American woman keeps on bi[/i]tching about her body being
her own, the true nature of feminism, how she can do everything
that they can do, about the necessity of fulfillment, the equal
division of household chores, how her last boyfriend respected her
opinion and treated her much nicer and how her relationship with
her mother is improving. But at least the taxes here are low and it
is not raining.
The two Japanese men have faxed Tokyo and are waiting for
instructions.
The two Australian men beat each other senseless fighting over the
Australian woman, who is checking out all the other men, after
calling them both 'bloody wankers'.
Both Welsh men are searching the island for sheep.
The Scots began by dividing the island into North and South and
setting up a distillery. They do not remember if sex is in the
picture because it gets sort of foggy after the first few liters of
coconut whiskey, but they are satisfied in that at least the
English are not getting any.