I believe inz will:
get his foot run over by an old lady on a bicycle,
jumps up and down in pain, loses his balance and trips and sprains
his ankle,
hobbles his way home, too lazy to use the overhead bridge and
decides to jaywalk instead,
didn't see the motorcycle coming, couldn't jump out of the way
since he's hobbling, he managed to hobble away a little and avoided
a direct collision, but got spun out of control...
dazed from all the spinning he hobbles his way on the road.. not
sure where to go...
still dazed, he didn't see the big lorry coming his way, gets hit
and is sent flying through the air
falls on the fence at the road dividers and get his legs
impaled
while struggling to get away, a flock of birds flies past overhead
and their dropping lands all over his face
the ambulance arrives but the medics found him too smelly and takes
their time to save him
at the hospital, he is placed on this bed and while being pushed
around carelessly gets his head bumped over and over again..
the doctors saves his life but could do nothing to save his brains
and had them removed... given only 0.0000001% chance of survival
without any brains, he survived against all odds.
Hey... come to think about it... maybe Friday 13th isn't so unlucky
after all! (for the rest of us at least)
oh wait... u mean to say thats what happened last year... no wonder
he's so lame...
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