To be honest with you, I am damn pissed and annoyed when I am at
a traffic road junction waiting for the light to turn green. How
long do you wait for the light to turn green? That would be a good
3-4 minutes. And when the Light does turn green, how long do you
have on the road? A mere 20 seconds. It is not fair. Moreover, when
you are halfway crossing the road, the vehicles are already veering
close scheming to cross the road. Sure, we are all users of the
road; I demand a bit more equality.
Screw these road drivers. You see what I will do now is to take my
slow stroll across the road when it is green light. Unlike other
commuters who hurry across, I will stroll and walk deliberately
slow across the road. While walking across, I will peer into their
windscreen to see the frustrated look in the driversÂ’ eyes. There
was once, during my deliberate walk in green light, a merz car
driver honked at me. I stopped in the middle of the road, slapped
the car hood and show the driver the finger. There was nothing the
driver could do, because I was exercising my right to use the road
for those 20 seconds. How dare that twit honk at me.
Anyway, if you are one of those drivers who see a man in his 25s,
in smart office attire, walking deliberately slowly across the road
during green light every morning, then that is me. Either you floor
it to ram me, or you can try to honk at me. But I promise you, you
will be given the finger. If you do not dare to do either of those
things, I suggest you shut your pathetic mouth up.
