Tell what would you do !!!??? Yummy and sexy!!!!

last SG · 2007-07-30T23:58:17+00:00

Banzie~! nice story!!! But you story all always no ending de leh... haiz...

banzie SG

You ever had this problem hor... let say one day you in office leh... kaoz you know lor sitting opposite you is the ugliest girl and yet the horniest girl in the office leh... everyone called her horny lucy coz she is like 30+ yr old and still cranky and menopause... some people say she goes strip club one to see man naked... first time you come office she already started to haress you already...

All the guys in the office tried to avoid her coz she always like to touch guy's butt... So one day you got to do research leh very very improtant lor.... if you don't do hor jialat jia lat lah this time... so you rush thru lunch and eventually everyone knock off liao.. you still haven finish.. you doing till like 6 lor... the office no one... of coz except for Horny Lucy... sitting right before you opposite you desk...

Kaoz you want faster escape... she look at you you smile back out of manners lor.. then you doing leh surfing internet... suddenly a pop up... got porn. Basket why got this type of thing one!!!! arrrggghhh... nvm Close it... Now you close the pop up turn into 3... Arrrgghhh basket... Now you close it again... it popu up 10... somemore got sound one... " arrrgghhh yeaaaa moorreee" etc etc that kind lah...

SUDDENLY horny lucy look up... and stare at you... with those kinda eyes like your neighbour's german sheperd like tat looking at your little pet cat xiao ai... wah liew... you very kan chiong liao... you suddenly try to turn off and stand up oops... spill the mineral water on yoru pants... kaoz you stood up... she saw it... what is more jialat is you no zip... you faster tries to zip up... instead the zip spoil and you button break out of gan chiongness... and your pants drop.

What you gonna do!? The speaker still playing..." arraarrrr come come mooorrree"....

tut4nkh4m3n SG

are you retarded?

Shocked Shocked Shocked

jondizzle foshizzle SG

ure a very sick and twisted man. but i like u Smile

banzie SG

:No you are ... cannot understand my question ar??? answer accordingly leh...

0oohLaLa SG

i will fuck ur mother cheebye

banzie SG

You mother is a whore, your father is not yours. Your grandmother is a whores x 2... Your grandfater died a horrible death, your son is a retard... and the thing about it is it wasn't even yours coz you are simple impotent. You are a retard. Who been sexually abused at child.

Rejected SG

Banzie FTW! Mr. Green

Uncertain SG

First thing, when u are alone with the horny lucy, u will not surf porn... cos u scared she got the wrong idea. Second, u should be placing ur drink in a secure place, such that it will not easily toppled off. Third, u watch porn with speaker on IN THE OFFICE? u are purposely attracting horny lucy attention... So anything happen, it's u who should be blamed Cool

FireIce SG

i think i will just press the ban button

banzie SG

No no ... not surf... it was pop up... you surf then kana pop up...

Then after that the rest is caused by your kan chiong...

ArdusKane SG

Please do.

motoway SG

omg bannnnnzzziiiieee!!

This story is a good one. i likkkkeee!! Laughing

Aaron8209 SG

Laughing

motoway SG

dun ban leh. good story for a lazy monday afternoon wad. Mr. Green

Uncertain SG

Which site u surf... if u surf decent sites, pop up is a no no (i mean those with sexual content)... i try to smoke ur way through, i am a computing student Cool

0oohLaLa SG

Rolling Eyes

de_middle SG

Rolling Eyes

digicharat SG

just screw her and get it over with. Laughing

XsIcSiCsIcX SG

wah 30+ menopause liao Laughing

DjMatrix SG

banzie is a retarded genious?

more stories pls, i love em Smile