Just now I went downstairs to buy breakfast but I also needed to
go alter this new white jeans I bought yesterday but this white
jeans hor.. is not trigger style de but is straight but more like
bootcut so I need to go alter lor if not not very nice
looking
Then I only had $50 note in my wallet so I don't want spend so I go
withdraw money when I took my $20 and wanted to go into the market
a man with a carousel blocked my path then I said nb cb la..
he say sorry boss then turn back to let me through.. damn, i felt
so great then
then suddenly i saw the most beautiful girl ever then i wanted to
follow her to see where she going when suddenly 2 cops came out of
nowhere, they were chasing a man about 1.7m tall, thin and wearing
a cap.. i wanted to grab a hold of the man as he ran past in as i
am a good citizen but also because i wanna impress the girl
then i turn and grab the man but wow i grabbed the boobs of a
filipino maid.. she suddenly screamed in some language alien to me
then the fat cop fired at the fleeing man.. i don't why i shouted
noooooooo!!! and tried to block the bullet but it still hit the man
then by instinct i ran off then the 2 cops chased after me..
i hijacked a cabbie on the roadside and force the driver off and he
was like knnbccb la
i drove to changi airport then took a disguise as a FBI agent then
went on board.. i saw the most beautiful girl ever again then I
decided to go talk to her and i found out that her name is
Ashley.
what a beautiful name
then suddenly the plane went into turbulence and the oxygen masks
came down and holy shit, there were snakes on the plane and this
big cobra wanted to bite but with my ninja abilities i grabbed it
and pulled it apart into 2
then our pilot died and i volunteered to land the plane, the police
decided that in my valour effort, will not charge me.. i asked
ashley if i could see her again she said that she will call me..
then smiled at her while she turned away and got on a cab..
then i thought, i never gave her my number!!!!
FUCK!!
