Sorry guys, dunno why i feel so boliao today... hope u all enjoy
these! 
Laws of Life
Murphy's First Law for Wives: If you ask your husband to pick up
five items at the store and then you add one more as an
afterthought, he will forget two of the first five.
Kauffman's Paradox of the Corporation: The less important you are
to the corporation, the more your tardiness or absence is
noticed.
The Salary Axiom: The pay raise is just large enough to increase
your taxes and just small enough to have no effect on your
take-home pay.
Miller's Law of Insurance: Insurance covers everything except what
happens.
First Law of Living: As soon as you start doing what you always
wanted to be doing, you'll want to be doing something else.
Weiner's Law of Libraries: There are no answers, only
cross-references.
Isaac's Strange Rule of Staleness: Any food that starts out hard
will soften when stale. Any food that starts out soft will harden
when stale.
The Grocery Bag Law: The candy bar you planned to eat on the way
home from the market is hidden at the bottom of the grocery
bag.
Lampner's Law of Employment: When leaving work late, you will go
unnoticed. When you leave work early, you will meet the boss in the
parking lot.
