A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They sit down and engage
in an animated conversation. The lady sitting in front of them
ignores them at first, but her attention is galvanized when she
hears one of the men say the following:
"Emma come first. Den I come. Den two asses come together. I come
once-a-more. Two asses, they come together again. I come again and
pee twice. Then I come one lasta time."
"You foul-mouthed sex obsessed swine," retorted the lady
indignantly. In this country, we don't speak aloud in public places
about our sex lives."
"Hey, coola down lady," said the man. "Who talkin' abouta sexa? I'm
a justa tellin' my frienda how to spella 'Mississippi'."
