A steward taking care of his lord's house broke an expensive
bottle.
Steward, "Oh no~~~ I broke the lord's favourite..."
The lord returned and spoke, "When I was out for a vacation, are
there any major happenings?"
Thinking for a moment, the steward repiled, "Umm... my lord, why is
there life and death?"
Surprised at such a deep question, the lord still managed to reply,
"This is part of nature. Everything that has life has death."
Steward, "My lord, your high class vintage XO has died!"
