Continue the story - Part 1

He walked past a fortune teller.

Fortune teller tells him he'll eventually die of lung cancer if he keep smoking..

but he yet light another cig

Then he tell the fortune teller “Fei hua, I dun need you to tell me I also know”

fortune teller then cast a spell on him. he becomes super duper horny.
Mr. Green

Little did Darkie knew the fortune teller is actually stooky.

He walked and smoked halfway then he realised: “Farker! That fortune-teller must have been Stooky! Tio cheated liao..nabei..”

suddenly stooky transformed into an ipod nano

So when darkie listens to the ipod nano, he keep hearing someone whispering in his ear: “Walao eh, don’t smoke already la..unhealthy leh..”

He was transformer!

then optimus prime shouted ‘AUTOBOTS, TRANSFORM AND ROLL OUT!!’ then stookie grew a set of wheels and rolled into the bushes

“Welcome to Singapore,” Darkie told Optimus.

Optimus was stunned

Darkie kicked him in the balls.

Darkie said: "Don't get stunned, it's okay..Want some cigarettes?"

Darkie was in pain since Optimus was made of pure hard core cybertronium.

Then Optimus said: “Wa, sollie leh..forgot to tell you I damn hard one..”

which extends

“Sorry no cure! I challenge u drifting u on?!” shouted Darkie.

"No problem la!! I can transform into Takumi's AE86!!" challenged Optimus..

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