Christopher Lees Top Peeves About Jail
Posted on Sunday, June 17, 2007
Topic: The Arts
by Nyonya Kway
So MediaCock actor Christopher Lee has been sentenced to extra time
in jail for driving while mabuk. Heres a list of what makes him
too lan about the whole affair:
1. Prison inmates keep asking if Im the same Christopher Lee as
the guy who acted as Count Dooku in Star Wars or Saruman in Lord of
the Rings
2. You know how difficult it is to get TRESemme Styling Mousse in
Queenstown Remand?
3. In prison talent shows, I keep losing to the guys on death row
because of the sympathy vote
4. In the TV room watching Channel 8 serials, fellow inmates keep
asking me How come you not in there, ha?, then sniggering
5. Big guy with tattoos keeps stroking my butt and asking me, Do
you want to see the Return of my Condom Hero?
6. Cellmates keep asking to borrow my photo of Fann Wong
7. That sticky stuff on Fanns photo whenever they return it
8. All the Indian inmates keep staring at my big toe and making,
Vroom! Vroom! sounds
9. Might soon have to share a cell with Benedict Goh and Terence
Cao
10. Everyone keeps calling me Paris!!!
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