Today i had bak chang for breakfast n the spirit of Qu Yuan
appeared before me.
it all started like this, on my way to work, i bought a bak chang
at the coffeeshop. i reached my office n decided to eat it for
breakfast. when i took out the bak chang from the plastic bag,
there was a mist of smoke n a chinese guy in ancient chinese
costume appeared from the bak chang n spoke to me, n said that he
is the spirit of Qu Yuan (the guy who drown himself in the river n
people throw dumplings for him).
he said he can grant me one reasonable wish if i throw 49 bak
changs into singapore river to offer to his spirit.
so i say i want to have lots of money! he say ok, will grant me
wish of $1 million dollars....
so i then told my colleagues that i had something urgent to attend
to, n so i left n went to the coffeeshop n bought 49 bak
changs...
then i quickly hailed a cab to singapore river n threw all the bak
changs into the river.
And then Qu Yuan's spirit appeared after that n handed me a sack of
money!! whoopee do! i am rich.
but when i opened it up, i realized it was all in hell bank
notes...
DAMN!! i wasted money on the bak changs n i got scammed...
