what's the difference a nice girl and a good girl?
nice girl - go to party,go to bed and go home
good girl - go to party,go home and go to bed.
5 levels of sex in your marriage life...........
The first is Smurf Sex. This happens during the Honeymoon, you
keep
doing it until you're blue in the face.
The second is the Kitchen Sex. This is at the beginning of
the
marriage, where you'll have sex anywhere, anytime, even in the
kitchen.
The third kind is Bedroom Sex. You've calmed down a bit,
perhaps
because you have kids, so you gotta do it in the bedroom.
The fourth kind is the Hallway Sex. This is where you pass each
other
in the hallway and say, "F**k You ! "
There is also a fifth kind of sex: Courtroom Sex. This is when
you
get divorced and your wife screws you in front of everyone in
the
courtroom.
WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN WOMEN AT THE AGES OF 8, 18, 28, 38,
48,
AND 58 ?
8 - You take her to bed and tell her a story
18 - You tell her a story and take her to bed
28 - You don't need to tell her any story and take her to bed
38 - She tells you a story and takes you to bed
48 - You tell her a story to avoid going to bed
58 - You stay in bed all day to avoid her story
