A young feller is brought home to meet the folks. His girl
greets him at the door and says, "I'm sorry, I'm running late.
Please come in and I'll introduce you to my folks. And I, uhh,
forgot to tell you, they're both deaf mutes." With this she ushers
him into the living room, introduces him to her parents and
promptly disappears. As you can imagine, this is a little
uncomfortable as both of the parents are completely silent. Dad is
sitting in his arm chair watching golf on TV, and Mom is busy
knitting. After about ten minutes of complete silence, Mom jumps
from her chair, pulls up her skirt, pulls down her panties, and
pours a glass of water over her ass. Just as suddenly, Dad launches
himself across the room, bends her over the couch, and takes her
from behind. He then sits back down in his chair and balances a
match stick in front of his eye.The room is plunged back into eerie
silence and the young man is shocked into disbelief. After a
further ten minutes, the daughter returns fully dressed and ready
for the evening. The date is a complete disaster with the young man
completely distracted by the on goings earlier in the living
room.At the end of the night, the girl asks, "What's the matter?
Have I done something wrong?" "No, it's not you," he replied, "It's
just that the strangest thing happened while I was waiting for you
and I am still a bit shocked. Well, first your Mother jumps from
her chair, lifts up her skirt, pulls down her panties, and throws a
glass of water over her behind. "Then, as if that weren't enough,
your Father races from his chair, leans her over the couch and does
her from behind. He then sits back down and places a match stick by
his eye." "Oh, is that all?" replies the girl. The man can't
believe her casual response. The girl explains. "Mom was simply
saying, 'Are you going to get this a55hole a drink?' and Dad was
replying, 'No, f**k him - I'm watching the match.'"
