when u c an elderly/pregnant lady standing in the MRT, do
u:
1. smile n offer ur seat cos dey nid it more than u
2. smile n offer ur seat 2 impress the chio bu sitting opp
3. smile n offer ur seat cos the elder/pregnant lady standing rite
in front of u n u feel like u oredi kana arrow by all the other
passengers
4. smile but dun offer ur seat
5. sleep cos sitting for so long is damn shag
6. suddenly become beri interested in ur book as tho its a porn
mag
7. pray to buddha, allah n christ to "sacrifice" sum1 else's seat
instead of urs
8. suddenly haf selective amnesia n forgot abt the elderly/pregnant
lady standing dere
9. ignore the elderly/pregnant lady cos ur skin is made up of 100mm
reinforced titanium n u happen 2 b a robot
10. c thru the elderly/pregnant lady as tho dey r invisible cos u
gt x-ray eyes n u oso happen 2 b a robot
11. keep coughing like u gt AIDS, cancer, bird flu, dengae (insert
ur own here) all roll into 1
12. keep tokking 2 ur fren beside u like he/she is ur bestest best
fren in the whole wide world n u suddenly gt like a million things
2 tok abt
13. ask the guy sitting beside u 2 offer his seat
