Different aspects of marketing :-)
People often ask for an explanation of Marketing. Perhaps the
following
analogies will help clear it up:
1.*You see a handsome guy at a party. You go up to him and say,
"I'm
fantastic in bed." That's Direct Marketing.
2.*You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a handsome
guy. One of
your friends goes up to him and pointing at you says, "She's
fantastic in
bed." That's Advertising.
3.*You see a handsome guy at a party. You go up to him and get his
telephone
number. The next day you call and say, "Hi, I'm fantastic in bed."
That's
Telemarketing.
4.*You're at a party and see a handsome guy. You get up and
straighten
your dress. You walk up to him and pour him a drink. You say, "May
I" and
reach up to straighten his tie brushing your breast lightly against
his arm,
and then say, "By the way, I'm fantastic in bed." That's Public
Relations.
5.*You're at a party and see a handsome guy. He walks up to you and
says,"I
hear you're fantastic in bed." That's Brand Recognition.
6.*You're at a party and see a handsome guy. You talk him into
going home
with your friend. That's a Sales Rep.
7.*Your friend can't satisfy him so she calls you. That's Tech
Support.
8.*You're on your way to a party when you realize that there could
be
handsome men in all these houses you're passing. ** So you climb
onto the
roof of one situated toward the center and shout at the top of your
lungs,
"I'm fantastic in bed!" That's Spamming.
