Cosmic SG Women English: What women say, and what they really mean: YES = No No = Yes Maybe = No Im sorry = Youll be sorry We need = I want Its your decision = The correct decision should be obvious by now Do what you want = Youll pay for this later We need to talk = I need to complain Sure go ahead = I dont want you to Im not upset = Of course Im upset, you moron! Be romantic, turn out the light = I have flabby thighs The kitchen is so inconvenient = I want a new house I want new curtains = and carpeting, and furniture and wallpaper I heard a noise = I noticed you were almost asleep Do you love me? = Im going to ask something expensive How much do you love me? = I did something today youre really not going to like Is my butt fat = Tell me Im beautiful Are you listening to me? = [Too late, youre dead] You have to learn to communicate = Just agree with me And just so the women can have their revenge! Men English: Im hungry = Im hungry Im sleepy = Im sleepy Im tired = Im tired Do you want to go to a movie? = Id eventually like to have sex with you Can I take you out to dinner? = (see above) Can I call you sometime? = (see above) May I have this dance? = (see above) What wrong? = What meaningless self-inflicted psychological trauma are you going through now? What wrong? = I guess sex tonight is out of the question. Im bored = Do you want to have sex? I love you = Lets have sex now I love you too = Okay, I said it wed better have sex now Lets talk = I am trying to impress you by showing that I am a deep person and maybe then youd like to have sex with me
