Singapore's Top Model Agency??
When you need to make it as a model or you are looking for talent,
try Steven Lim's talent page. Here are some of the descriptions
found on his models page. Mr Tan and I spent a pleasant evening
dissecting the descriptions:
"Du Du has a very gorgeous face but rather big but envious
body."
What is her body envious
of?
"Cathy Yan is gorgeous, sweet young thing. Brighten up any
atmosphere"
She is a sun? Good for lighting
ads?
"Ricky is a bouncy, n so so cute with a cute shape."
A model to hire if you need a
ball?
"Fiona is bound to be a tall refined beauty, good figure."
But for now she is still
short?
"Carey is half Hong Kong Girl."
And what is the other half? Hong Kong
guy?
"Jennifer got what all women wants for assets, good looks n larger
than life female assets, plus good natured character."
Larger than life female assets... I
mean, how BIG IS SHE? K Cup?
"Helen is a pretty pretty pretty, n figure is slim."
We're missing a noun here, I
think.
"Beverly Teo is looking good without wearing her glasses."
What happens when she wears
them?
"Rebecca is an Eurasian! Eurasian always looks good n unique. East
mix west look."
Win liao! Eurasian exclamation!
Eurasian is AUTO WIN. ALWAYS looks good and unique
leh.
"Michelle got a very pretty n eurasian perfect face from heaven.
Slim, not short body."
Slim, NOT short body. ok?
"Nisa is a natural borne model. She got character, poses naturally
n got utmost potential. Great for photo shoots n modeling including
bikini & lingerie. Her body is super balanced n nice."
Natural borne? She's a virus? Ah, not
only that, she is super balanced. Top and bottom same
weight.
"Ivan is tall n handsome n photogenic. He looks the best without
smiling with cool looks."
Good for work without
smiling.
"Mishelle is not only a 6.3 pointers. She got x-factor, nice
personality n mesmerizing smile. A face that only looks better
every min. All events including modeling. A small body compared to
her head with 25 inches waist."
That is a good score, 6.3, though I am
not sure what it is for. And a face that looks better every minute
means you have to wait maybe half an hour before you snap? Head to
body to waist ratio is of course, always important. You don't want
big headed models.
"Talents: (Cheryl) got super nice singing voice! Can sing for all
events except bikini (wasted)"
No bikini singing events please. Wasted
indeed.
