(Writer's note: Encouraged by
a dear online friend, allentyb whom asked me to talk crap whenever
I like to and even when I have nothing to share for the sake of
participating in the forum. Thank you, bud... This post is for you
)
1) Free sample products at supermarkets
Tactics: Walk around a supermarket and sample
their free food, don't need paiseh - got how much take how much and
risk incurring the wrath of promoters.
Writer's Recommendation: Go to shopping malls with
various supermarkets in case you get driven out of one
Ratings: */*****
2) Street Begging
Tactics: Walk around in a crowded public area and
ask directly for money to buy food. Ask for small sums like 50
cents as it is easier to pull off
Writer's Recommendation: If you know how to play
an instrumemt or any other tricks, bring them along. It appeals
more to the public than mere begging
Ratings: **/***** OR ***/***** with an musical
instrument
3) BA WANG CHANG! Free dining at a
restaurant
Tactics: Act normally, walk into a restuarant,
order and wait to be served. After meal, leave promptly without
footing bill or in whatever fashion you would like to exit
Writer's Recommendation: No recommendations but if
you do this, be prepared to face the possibly awful consequences if
you're caught. Be prepared to COOK a damn good lie for making the
chef COOKed for you for free
Ratings: ****/*****
4) Feast at ghost town
Tactics: During Qing Ming or every weekend go to
Lim Chu Kang cemetary for a feast of roasted goose, duck, chicken
and other goodies.
Writer's Recommendation: Man... Careful mouth
might rot from eating "their" food... Be advised to bring a
religious item along for protection... And a knife too, in the
event suicide is necessary (If you resort to this method, just
suicide)
PLEASE BE WARNED THAT THE WRITER IS NOT RESPONSIBLE IN THE
EVENT OF ANY HARM, DAMGAGE OR EVEN DEATH FROM TRYING OUT THE ABOVE
METHODS[/i]
