In the begining was the Word, and the Word was Grand Old
Dude.
Some day it will be revealed that there was a planet called
Krypton, that was about to explode. The Grand Old Dude called upon
Noah, a chief council member, and ordered that all creatures, two
of each kind, male and female, are to be loaded into a All Round
Karrier. Noah was also allowed to have his family members on board.
And before the planet exploded, Noah, his family and all creatures,
male and female, was blasted off into the universe. After 40 days
and 40 nights the A.R.K. crashed on to the planet called Ararat.
And from there they went off to populate this planet.

When will we realise that we were planted here by some
Extraterrestial Beings, whose knowledge of genetic engineering is
far far far more superior than that of our present stem cell
experiments.