You know, guys, sometimes we strut around with our girlfriends
as if we own them when it's really the other way around.
Sometimes I feel so masculine and I wish to assert myself in my
relationship with my girl. I am, obviously, an alpha male, and she
should acknowledge her inferior position and acknowledge me as the
patriachal dominant in our pairing. Or so goes my wishful
thinking.
But all she has to do is glare at me and there I melt away meekly,
cowering, blubbering all my "Yes dear", "So so sorry sayang",
"Alright darling..".
Ninabu! Whenever I kena sound by her I always panic. 
Any empathising brudders out here agree with me?
We always think we have them under our fingers but we are virtually
under theirs.
