>>A Malaysian dies and goes to hell.There he finds that
there is a different
>>hell for each country.He goes first to the German hell and
asks: "What do
>>they do here?" He is told "First they put you in an
electric chair for an
>>hour.Then theylay you on a bed of nails for another hour.
Then the German
>>devil comes in and whips you for the rest of the day."The
man does not
>>like the sound of that at all,so he moves on. He checks out
the American
>>hell as well as the Russian hell and many more. He
discovers that they are
>>all more or less the same as the German hell.Then he comes
to the
>>Malaysian hell and finds that there is a very long line of
people waiting
>>to get in. Amazed he asks "What do they do here?" He is
told "First they
>>put you in an
>>electric chair for an hour. Then theylay you on a bed of
nails for another
>>hour.Then the Malaysian devil Comes in and whips you for
the rest of the
>>day.""But that is exactly the same as all the other hells -
why are there
>>so many people waiting to get in? " "Because maintenance is
so bad that
>>the electric chair does not work , someone has stolen all
the nails from
>>the bed, and the devil is a former Govt servant, so he
comes in, signs the
>>register and then goes to the canteen for
teh-tarik..."
>>
