Once there was a bus conductor, who was very rude to his
passengers.
One day a beautiful young girl, of around 18 years,tried to board
the bus, but he didn't stop the bus. Unfortunately the beautiful
young girl came under the bus and died on the spot.
Angry passengers took the conductor to the police station, who in
turn took him to the court.
The judge was not at all impressed with him and gave him capital
punishment.
He was taken to the electrocution chamber. There was a single chair
in the center of the room and a single banana peel at one corner of
the room. The conductor was strapped to the chair and high voltage
current
was given to him. Bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
But to everyone's amazement, he survived. The judge decided to set
him free, and he returned to his profession.
After a few months, this time, a good looking middle aged woman
tried to board the bus but the conductor didn't stop the bus.
Unfortunately, this time also,the good looking middle aged woman
came under the bus
and died on the spot.
Again angry passengers took him to the police station, who in turn
took him to the court. The judge took one look at the conductor and
gave him capital punishment.
The conductor was taken to the same electrocution chamber where
there was single chair in the center of the room and a single
banana peel at one corner of the room. He was strapped to the chair
and high voltage current was given to him. This time also to
everyone's amazement, he
survived. Bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz Bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
The judge decided to set him free, and he returned to his
profession.
A couple of months later, an elderly gentleman tried to board the
bus. This time the conductor, remembering his earlier experiences,
stopped the bus.
Unfortunately the elderly gentleman slipped and died due to his
injuries.
The conductor was taken to the police station and then to the
court, to the same judge. Though he hadn't done anything wrong, but
considering his past record the judge decided to set an example and
gave him capital punishment.
The conductor was again taken to the same electrocution chamber
where there was a single chair in the center of the room and a
single banana peel at one corner of the room. He was strapped to
the chair and high voltage current was given to him. Bzz
This time he died instantly !!!!!!!!!!!
The question is why didn't he die on the first two occasions ,but
died instantly the third time??
